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This Is What I Had Hoped For...

It's tough to keep up here because the internet is slower than molasses, there is no phone, and well shit.... i'm too busy surfing, playing volleyball, trekking to water falls, drinking kava, reading the davinci code and applying sunscreens while waiting for meals. Either way, this place is truly wonderful and paradise. There is a reef break that is within paddling distance from the beach here and I usually wake up and go there first, then come back and have a late "brekky". I then hang out in the hammock maybe, or today, I did a 3 hour trek into the jungle to swim in a waterfall. Not too bad right? The volleyball gets pretty ridiculous and competitive around here and today we have a England vs. The Rest Of The World match planned. Things should get heated. "SPIKE IT! YOU GOTTA SPIKE THAT SHIT! DAMN IT! GET IN THE ZONE! EYES ON THE PRIZE!" A couple nights I was lured into a drinking game called "Fubar" by my friend John & Ruth (Tasmania), Carol & Kevin (Ireland) and Nik & Jez (UK). This game involves a bunch of cards on the table, you draw, and for each card there is some result, as in "new rule" where suddenly, no one can point, or refer to another by name, or must end every sentence with "'cause I'm an asshole". This leads me to a really important piece of advice, don't drink with the Irish or you'll spend a good amount of the night in the bushes. That was grimm. Yesterday I spent the whole day being hit by waves of total nausea. To fix this, obviously, I had a full body massage, as ya do. Um... then we had dinner, some kava, got real sleepy, couldn't feel our faces for a good while, then hit the sack, only to wake up, paddle out, do some surfing, have brekky, repeat the whole cycle again. Okay... that is all for now.
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12:03 PM

What? No mention of Shrek?    



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