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Amazonian Penis Fish (Candiru or Canduru)

WARNING! What follows is not for the weak of stomach!
So now that I'm leaving, all my co-workers are trying to freak me out, especially because I won't have health insurance. (Cobra costs almost $600!) SOOOOO.... My boss Maurice is a reptile/tortoise/fish freak and started talking some shit about a fish in the amazon loosely called the "penis fish". Well let me tell you something... this fish is real bitches. Like REAL REAL. If you pee in the Amazon, this fish senses the urine, follows the stream of pee, and works itself up into either your urethra(men) or your vagina (women). It then lodges a bunch of fangs/spikes into the inside of your goods, kinda like a porcupine, and begins sucking your blood. The only way to get rid of this is to have it surgically removed by slicing up your wang. Ridiculous. If you are further compelled, check out the links below to some pics of a case involving a 23 year old male (for fuck's sake!).

PICS:
A Removed Canduru
A Canduru Just After Removal

LINKS:
General Info w/ Links
Wikipedia Page
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12:16 PM

Ugh.    



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